Just making slight potty humour with Beijings bathrooms and Naruto. no offence Beijing. Script if you cant understand:Iruka: Alright kiddies, today we are gonna learn how to throw balls.Naruto: YEAH!!! ALRIGHT!Sasuke:...My balls are hurting now...Sakura; hey where's Lee and Neji?Naruto: Oh them? They're probably off making out somewhere.Sakura: NARUTOOO!!!! *hits naruto*Lee: Umm Naruto-kun Im right here.Iruka: And now kiddies watch the technique I use to throw this ball!Neji: Sorry am I late for class? I went to the bathroom and MAN the toilets at the Beijing Olympics suck!Sakura: Do they have toilet paper?Neji: yeah but the brand, you will never believe is called: Uranus...Sasuke: Ur anus...?Naruto: WOOOOOOWWW CAN I SEE!Iruka: And watch how I pull back my arm to throw...Lee: But that doesn't mean it sucks.Neji: Yeah well you know how the Chinese like to build their toilets, holes in the ground with nothing to flush it with.Sakura: yeah but you are a guy you don't have to squat!Lee: trueNeji: Yeah but what about a crap?Sasuke: Guys IM TRYING TO WATCH WHAT IRUKA-SENSEI IS DOING!Kiba: Woohoo the balls gone go chase it!Naruto: Neji's right the toilets do suck, they smell bad especially the Girls loo, and when I went to the bathroom one of the signs on the doors said- For The Deformed Only. What does that supposed to mean?!Sasuke: it means people like Orochimaru can only go in there.Iruka: And I release!Naruto: And also I saw on the door of the Boys toilet, It said Man's toilet so I turned around and went to the girls.Sasuke: You idiot that was the male bathroom!Neji: Yeah but he's not a man is he?Naruto: I came back and walked past a Fire extinguisher and it read over the top : Hand Grenade.Sakura; OMG WERE GONNA DIE!!!Lee: DON'T WORRY MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS ILL SAVE YOU!Sakura: EWWWWW HELL NO!!!!Sasuke: Neji you didn't notice that on the male bathroom door it also said nailed underneath, Male man. It supposed to be for the MAIL MAN IDIOT!Sakura: CAN U BELIEVE THIS? I GO TO THE BATHROOM AND A WOMAN COMES OUT AND ASKS ME DO I WANT A MASSAGE I SAID WHAT COMPANY DO YOU WORK FOR AND SHE SAID SALON DE POO, I WAS JUST GETTING SUPPLIES AND I WAS LIKE HELL NO!Gaara: Who wants some beef jerky?Sasuke: Ok and when I go to the bathroom I pass a sign that says: Execution In process, what does that suppose to mean, so I go and I trip over-Sai:I take a look at my enormous penisAnd my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doom bop bop)I take a look at my enormous penisAnd the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)I got a sing and I dance When I glance in my pants And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis And a-everything is goin' my way (ba-doom bop bop)
Iruka: Kids did you understand stand that, Sakura: oh of course Iruka-sensei Sasuke: WOW... Naruto/all: *claps woops* Gaara: you know the Equestrian events is next...
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